Actual Interaction No Longer Neccessary for Healthy, Mututally Satisfying Relationship with Human Female

Now you can experience the pleasure of having a girlfriend in a realistic simulation that has absolutely no creepy overtones whatsoever.

Evidence.

Spoiler: she is inexplicably turned on by fake hockey games with her girlfriends.

Second spoiler: most of these simulated activites work extremely well with "real" women.

Unfortunately, Penthouse has not yet created a function that controls against the jealousy that you will inevitably experience when you discover that Elektra, as you call her, is cheating on you with Rich, the IT guy 3 cubicles over.

Editor's Note: Now, I've never actually seen a woman, but I have it on very good authority that they all are some basic form of this: