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Thursday, April 12, 2007

Wednesday Night Now Officially Gayest Night in Primetime

If you thought Wednesday nights were gay before (you did), prepare to set your gaydar to stun(ing) with the addition of one hot mess of a new t.v. show: Shear Genius. Wednesday already had it's fair share of the gay quota filled with America's Next Top Model, the show that brought us intimate knowledge of things like fierceness, the difference between a Mr. and a Mrs. Jay, and barely restrained sexual tension between Tyra and a pile of ribs that was always positioned just off screen.

Bravo has now taken things to the next level with a show that threatens to set your "gay max on freaking overdrive," says Robert Ebert.
Exhibit A:

The "Tim Gunn" of this series.

Who, mathematically, is basically:



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Exhibit B:
Sparkles could be emanating from his fingers and this picture wouldn't be any gayer.

Exhibit C:

The funny feeling I get when I see this.

Seperated at birth?


Or only by my desire?

Watch this show or forget what it's like to be human.


1 comment:

Jessica Bates said...

I didn't know you were so good with math! Serously...impressed!