MGM Hates Me For Some Reason

I have a feeling it might be because of the unfavorable review I gave their 2006 release "The Cutting Edge 2: Going for the Gold." Just because I proclaimed that the original film "struck comedic gold!" doesn't mean you have to take that concept and run with it. I also described Moira Kelly's character as "as cold as the ice on which she skates," and the romance as "hot enough to melt the skin off your face," so why is that project not in development? Seesh, I am getting SO sick of Hollywood producers reading my blog and then producing subpar material based on my suggestions.

Wondering what the worst movie of all time will be? Here it is.

Yes, you are reading the cast correctly. Former actor turned older man Kevin Costner and man-child Any Milonakis as Dane Cook in a film about something that for some reason calls for the appearance of Kevin Costner and Dane Cook on my television. Details are a little hazy at the moment, but I believe it is either a prequel to the Counting Crows hit song "Mr. Jones," or a horror about a studio exec who discovers he must remake the classic "Kiss of the Spider Woman" staring Kevin Costner as William Hurt and Dane Cook as Raul Julia.

The face of comedy and now also serious dramatic roles.