Amazon Nails Spinster Demographic

People shopping for sporting equipment for their cats presumably already carry a significant amount of shame. Is it enough, wonders Amazon.com, as they suggest the perfect pairing to that cat tent you’ve been browsing: international person and cat lady spokesmodel Susan Boyle's inspirational album.



Get ready to embrace a life in which your greatest accomplishment is that you made an entire auditorium of British people laugh at you based solely on your appearance, and then feel slightly bad about it when you sang well. Seriously. British people. Have you seen their teeth/Queen/cuisine/socialized medicine?! Zing!