Women Now Have More Time for SHOPPING!!!!!!!

The Supreme Court handed down a real time saver for all us ladies who can never find enough hours in the day to go on and on about worrying over our rights and our bodies.

Thanks, gentlemen.

Now if Congress could only figure out a way to tell me who I should marry and what type of profession my gender is best suited for, I might be able to finally organize my closet AND figure out what to cook for dinner!

I wonder what I'll "choose" to do with all my free time??

I might finish my scrapbooking, or take a bellydancing class....

or...

I have it!!!!



Edit: Upon review, the above scene looks like an abortion waiting to happen. Never mind! I guess I'll take up knitting instead.